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breadmaakesyoufat:

dontyoulovemebaby:

breadmaakesyoufat:

GUYS ITS 2:AM AND I FORGOT WHAT OATMEAL MEANT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EMOTION AND I SAID OUTLOUD “IM FEELING VERY OATMEAL” BUT IT DIDN’T MAKE SENSE, SO I LOOKED UP OATMEAL, BUT I SPENT 20 MINUETS CONTEMPLATING IF IT ACTUALLY WAS AN EMOTION AND IF GOOGLE WAS LYING

this text post is so oatmeal

i hate you

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excalilbur:

when the person you like talks to you first

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bury-the-pr0m-queen:

you’re not hardcore unless you live hardcore
and the legend
of the sax
is way hardcore

bury-the-pr0m-queen:

you’re not hardcore unless you live hardcore

and the legend

of the sax

is way hardcore

vagisodium:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0

painfulhung3r:

Anyone know what this is from?

painfulhung3r:

Anyone know what this is from?